is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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