Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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