Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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