I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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