We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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