you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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