My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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