You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
