I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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