wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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