is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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