we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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