One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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