Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
