she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
