I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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