i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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