She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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