ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Randomize
