that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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