Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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