I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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