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Pregnant stripper...not hot.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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