return my video game
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
