guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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