Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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