i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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