It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
