3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I think my fart just growled at me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I smell like Dick and happiness
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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