she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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