I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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