I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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