You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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