That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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