yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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