i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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