She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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