just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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