erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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