The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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