I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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