PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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