Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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