Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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