Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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