went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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