Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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