....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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