Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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