The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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