I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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